Photo by John Sonderman.

Friday

COMEDY: It’s time for you to use your favorite promo code. “dcist” will get you a $3 discount to Last Resort Comedy’s $5 Local Comedy Showcase. (The regular price is $5 for 1 ticket and $8 for two tickets…). The Town Tavern DC (2323 18th Street NW) 7:30-9:30 $5…or less

FACEBOOK: What kind of pictures do poets post on Facebook? Find out at the opening reception of Facebook Photos by Poets. (2438 Eighteenth Street NW) 7-9 p.m. Free

LIP SYNC: Burlesque artists face off in a lip sync battle. “Glitter will fly. Mics will drop.” Black Cat (1811 14th Street NW) 9 p.m. $15-18

Saturday

DANCE: Experience a retelling of Bizet’s Carmen and “immerse yourself in the popular sounds and island rhythms of La Havana, Cuba.” Atlas Performing Arts Center (1333 H Street NE) 8 p.m. $23-46 8 p.m. Friday performance and 4 p.m. Sunday performance also available

X-FILES: X-Files really means seX-Files, because it’s time for Mulder and Scully to get the Burlesque treatment. Bier Baron Tavern (1523 22nd Street NW) 9 p.m. $12-15

CRAFTS: Shop from over 100 curated artisans and crafters during the Cabin Fever edition of Crafty Bastards. Hecht Warehouse (1401 New York Avenue NE) 10 a.m.-7 p.m. $5-25

Sunday

DANCE: Manuscripts Found in Light: A Warrior’s Guide features “personal statements through the eyes of featured artists from worldwide urban dance communities.” Dance Place (3225 8th Street NE) 4 p.m. $15-30 8 p.m. Saturday performance also available

DIY: Make your own mason jar herb garden over a rosemary gin fizz cocktail or two in this Cocktails + Craft class. nomad yard collective. (411 New York Avenue NE) 1-3 p.m. $35

FUNDRAISER: Shop from over 200 original Haitian paintings and unique handcrafted items to help complete the construction of a kindergarten in Chermaitre. St. Mark’s (Capitol Hill) Episcopal Church (301 A Street SE) 9 a.m.-2 p.m. Shop is also Fri from 6-9 p.m. and Sat from 10 a.m.-4 p.m.