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Friday

PUBERTY: Watch storyteller and comedian Mark Pagán perform in the “the only coming-of-age story involving mysterious stubble patches, etiquette tutorials, Teddy Pendergrass, treasure trails, Russian lasers, fake cancer scares, clandestine salon visits, and wax.” The Lookout (2439 18th Street NW) 8-9:30 p.m. Free, but register here. Donation box available at the venue.

MAGIC: Fill your evening with comedy, illusions, and stunts by magicians David London and​ ​BrianCurry and sideshow artist Harley Newman. Black Cat (1811 14th Street NW) 9 p.m. $12-15

HUMOR: Brian Agler hosts An Evening of Humorous Readings, featuring humorists reading humor. DC9 Nightclub (1940 9th Street NW) 7 p.m. $10

Saturday

MUSSELS: As part of Belgian Restaurant Week, the Mussel Throw Down will feature area chefs “preparing unique variations in this madness of mollusks.” There will be frites, waffles, and beer, too! Storey Park (1005 First Street NE) 11a.m.-6 p.m. $21

TASTING: Meet Union Kitchen members and taste their creations at this quarterly Open Kitchen Tasting. Union Kitchen: Ivy City (1369 New York Avenue NE) 6 p.m. $15

GUITARS: The US Air Guitar Championships returns to the Black Cat, featuring veteran air guitarists from around the country. Black Cat (1811 14th Street NW) 8 p.m. $20

Sunday

COLOMBIA: Celebrate Colombian Independence Day at The International Colombian Festival, featuring “Colombian cuisine, beauty, folklore, and more.” Gallaudet Pavilion (1399 5th Street NE) 10 a.m.-7 p.m. $15-35

SHOPPING: At the Summer Sip & Shop, you can purchase new knits, jewelry, skincare products, and more. Featured vendors include DeNada, Mint Lola, Kicheko Goods and Be Clean. DeNada Workspace (52 O St NW – Studio 302) 1 p.m. Free

COMEDY: Asperger’s Are Us, “the first comedy troupe consisting of openly autistic people,” performs at The Kennedy Center. (2700 F Street NW) 7:30 p.m. $20