President Obama during a news conference at the White House on December 16, 2016. (Photo by Chip Somodevilla/Getty Images)
Cards Against Humanity strongly prefers the first black editor of Harvard Law Review to be its next CEO. Experience hunting terrorist masterminds, with a minimum of eight years experience president of the United States of America “or equivalent nation,” are also required to lead a company that makes a “party game for horrible people.”
After walking out of the oval office, Barack Obama may have his choice of job but how many come with an office pantry stocked with unlimited almonds?
The Chicago-based company posted a Craigslist ad saying that the company is looking for a leader because “we have no idea what we’re doing,” citing “an enormous amount of time and energy trying to get Hillary Clinton elected president” and digging an enormous hole for fun last year. “It’s been a great run, but now it’s time for real adult leadership.”
For the right candidate, who is Barack Obama and only Barack Obama, they’ll pay the relocation costs. But Washingtonians have him for at least as long as Sasha Obama is still in school. He’s renting a home in Kalomara and reportedly leasing an office in Foggy Bottom.
Cards Against Humanity also took out a full page ad in the Chicago Tribune, “hoping that the right candidate will reach out.”
