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- If it’s got golden hair and rodent’s teeth, it’s probably a Trump rat. [Post]
- Eleanor Holmes Norton backs Ray LaHood’s recommendation to shrink WMATA board. [WAMU]
- Kidnapping begins at D.C. bar, ends in Hyattsville. [NBC 4]
- Washingtonian picks the best dressed people in D.C. [Washingtonian]
- New mural coming to Tenleytown. [NBC 4]
- Five best Philly cheesesteaks in the District. [WCP]
- Deadly crash involving three cars in Prince George’s. [WJLA]
- Ed Gillespie hires Trump operative to help in Southwest Virginia. [Post]
- Trea Turner returns from the DL. [FB]
- Nurse at Va. hospital accused of sexually assaulting patient. [Fox 5]
- Amount of helicopters flying around D.C. hasn’t changed since Trump took office, even if it feels like it has. [WAMU]
- Former administrator at the Washington International School charged with trying to steal $100,000 from the school. [NBC 4]
- ICYMI: Barry Farms residents sue D.C. Housing Authority, alleging a failure to maintain the public housing project.
- ICYMI: For a Newseum with finances in disarray, all options are on the table.
- ICYMI: “‘I’m not a medical professional, I’m not a social worker. I’ve never talked in front of people before about periods, and now I go on stage and I hold up tampons and bras.”
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