While it’s nice to say that voting is its own reward, we’d rather have a cocktail when we’re done waiting in all those lines. Now that you’ve made an informed decision, celebrate democracy well done—or fret over the returns—with these election watch parties and specials. (And before you remind us, you narcs, we know: Rewarding people for their votes is technically illegal. Just don’t send this post to any cops, ok?)

RESULTS WATCH PARTIES

Roofers Union: The three-story Adams Morgan restaurant will have TVs showing election results. Happy hour, including some $3 drafts beers and $5 wines and spirits, will last all night.

National Press Club: For $95, you’ll get access to an open bar and hors d’oeuvres at the esteemed members-only journalists hangout. Special guests are said to be on hand, including former Maryland Lieutenant Governor Michael Steele and former American Conservative Union Chairman David Keene.

The Watergate Hotel: The hotel’s Kingbird Restaurant and rooftop Top of the Gate bar will both be streaming election coverage.

Liaison Capitol Hill: In addition to showing election results starting at 6 p.m., the hotel will also offer a sample of Republic Restoratives bourbon to election-watchers who show up in a bow tie.

Hamilton Hotel: You could bite your nails over the returns at any ole watch party, but at this Franklin Square hotel, puppies will be on hand for snuggling away your election stress. Five puppies from the People. Animals. Love. will grace the hotel’s lobby from 6 p.m.-8 p.m. on Tuesday (if things get really bad, know that the puppies are all available for adoption). Hamilton’s 14K restaurant will be airing election coverage from 11 a.m.-11 p.m. (yikes!) and will offer results guessing games with prizes for winners.

Mission Navy Yard: Carb-load through a stressful night with $8 quesadillas at this Mexican restaurant near Southeast. The $7 margaritas, $5 drafts, and $5 tequila shots will be flowing all night long, and good luck escaping the news: Election coverage will be playing on 16 big-screen TVs around the restaurant.

Red Derby: This Columbia Heights dive will be showing election coverage downstairs and on its always-stellar roof. Regular happy hour takes $1 off the price of all drinks from 5 p.m.-8 p.m.

Reliable Tavern: Texas Senate candidate Beto O’Rourke’s ardent fans are gathering at the Petworth bar to watch the returns of the hotly-contested race. The night includes Texan favorites like kolaches and Frito pie, as well as drink specials.

MXDC Cocina Mexicana: The 14th Street Mexican spot is offering two Election Day-exclusive cocktails, both $6. There’s The Statesman, made with tequila, blue curacao, cordial, lime, and agave, and The Patriot, with tequila, strawberry-guava puree, cordial, lime, and agave. One is red and the other blue, of course, which is bad news for Republicans with a hankering for blue curacao.

Busboys & Poets: All locations will be showing election results all night. Signature cocktails, normally $10, will be $6 all day.

‘I VOTED’ STICKER DISCOUNTS

Logan Tavern: Your sticker gets you some free campaign trail mix, and election coverage will be on the restaurant and bar’s projector all day long.

The Bird: Remember the Moscow Mueller cocktail that this Shaw eatery promised to offer for just $5 anytime the special council handed over an indictment? You can get it for $4 today with your sticker. There’s also the Orange cocktail, apparently also known as the Mr. President, made with peach-infused Aperol, prosecco, and a cotton candy topper that looks like … well, you get it.

Barrel: From 4 p.m.-8:30 p.m., trade your sticker and just $1 for an old fashioned.

District Winery: All day on Tuesday, show your sticker for 20 percent off your check at the Southwest winery’s restaurant, Ana.

Ritz Carlson Tysons: With your sticker, get a free cocktail with a name there’s no way we’ll remember: the Where The Left And Right Meet. All you need to know is it’s a mix of Jack Daniels, mulled wine reduction, lemon juice, and simple syrup.

Dyllan’s Raw Bar Grill: Your sticker gets you $1 off two cocktails. There’s the 1890 Fizz, a blend of  Sloe gin, amaro, ginger, hopped grapefruit bitters, and soda (normally $12) and the Dizzy Daisy, made with mezcal, Bolivian Singani, grenadine, and Cointreau (normally $15).

Dino’s Grotto: Happy hour deals on antipasto and drinks await you when you show your sticker, and election coverage will be on all night.

Satellite Room: The 9:30 Club-adjacent bar is offering buy one, get one on drinks from 5 p.m.-8 p.m. Brandish your sticker for $2 cocktail shooters all night.

Upper West Side Cafe: Show off your sticker at the Foggy Bottom bar for a free Eggenberg draft beer. Bonus: Calm your nervous jitters in a squash game at the court next door.

Shouk: Both locations of the plant-based Israeli fast-casual spot will hand you free mini falafel pitas if you have a sticker. The deal runs all day.

ThinkFoodGroup restaurants: Already lost your sticker? All you have to do is say the word “vote” when you eat at certain ThinkFoodGroup restaurants to receive a free snack to fuel up for a long night of returns watching. The treat is different at each establishment: Zaytinya is offering a squash hummus, Beefsteak locations will give out juice, America Eats Tavern will have cornbread, China Chilcano has dumplings, Oyamel‘s got pescadillas (a kind of fish taco), and Jaleo locations will have croquetas.

Hula Girl: The Shirlington bar and grill is offering Spam musubi or the Big Wave Golden Lager from Kona Brewing Company for $1.

This post has been updated.