Rachel Kurzius- D.C. is number two for millionaires, and Maryland loses its number one slot to New Jersey. [WTOP]
- “The man who attacks me works in your kitchen.” [Post]
- Weekend weather looks warmer. [WUSA]
- If the D.C. Council does not vote by April 9 for the mayor’s nominee for chancellor, he will automatically be approved. [Post]
- Kwame Brown has a new talk show. Could it foretell a comeback? [WCP]
- Police say teacher choked an elementary school student. [NBC Washington]
- The historic photos of Phil Portlock. [GGW]
- Cacio e Pepe: the off-menu dish D.C. chefs love. [Washingtonian]
- Brother Help Thyself turns 40. [Blade]
- Bryce Harper meets with the Padres. [ESPN]
- Feds ding Metro for not being able to prioritize which projects are most essential for a safe system. [Post]
- Ranking the Newseum’s most self-indulgent offerings. [WCP]
- Magic Johnson visits Ballou HS. [AFRO]
- ICYMI: “I misunderstood Twitter. I thought that was where I was supposed to put my bird pictures.”
- ICYMI: Feds criticize D.C. Fire over Arthur Capper response.
- Today In DCist: National Zoo suspends the search for Ollie, the missing bobcat.
Alley gaze.
