Are you the kind of person who would theoretically love to spend a romantic night sleeping under the stars, but finds even the slightest exposure to the elements intolerable and overwhelming? Because same.

If you also happen to be in a very different tax bracket than me, you can make your wishes come true on the roof of the Watergate Hotel, which is offering a unique glamping (for the uninitiated: “glamorous camping”) experience at the Top of the Gate, complete with drinks, marshmallow roasting, breakfast at dawn, and a “glamping globe” that looks incredibly like one of the Fyre Festival tents.

Washington City Paper reporter Morgan Baskin first reported the existence of the glamping globes on Twitter Monday. The booking page went online at the end of April, Watergate spokesperson Meredith Foy tells DCist. Foy says she doesn’t know how many people have yet called to book the package, but that the hotel has fielded calls from interested parties already.

The “Urban Glamping With the Stars” package includes a one-night stay in the glamping globe (which is luxuriously treated with eucalyptus essential oils before guests go to sleep), a VIP table at the Top of the Gate bar with a round of nightcap drinks, marshmallow roasting, and breakfast in the morning. Guests get to name a star after themselves and look at constellations through an available telescope. There’s also something called a “Secret Service butler” available throughout the night.

All for the bargain price of just $3,000 (!?) per night.

The booking page for the globe takes care to mention that, opulent as this experience is meant to be, you are technically still outside, which means you may be exposed to wind and air and sun and rain. “We have no control over the weather. We are offering this experience during good-weather months, but we are not responsible for nature,” the page reads.

Still, if it all gets to be too much, guests who book the glamping globe will also have access to a top-floor suite inside the Watergate Hotel, where they can drop their luggage and take a break from their outdoorsy experience.

As with a regular stay in the hotel, check-in is at 3 p.m. and check-out is at 11 a.m. You are not allowed to play music in the globe, and in fact have to observe “quiet hours” from midnight to 7:30 a.m.

The glamping globe is actually one of the structures that the Watergate uses to help shield guests from the elements during the winter months. The hotel worked with Terra Glamping to outfit the globe with a bed and create the entire glamping experience, Foy says. The globe is tucked away in a private area at the Top of the Gate, only accessible to glamping guests.

So far, reactions on Twitter have been critical of the primo glamping experience offered by the Watergate. Multiple people have pointed out that the globe is located right by a former homeless encampment that was razed by the city.