While it’s been well documented that D.C.’s Fourth of July celebrations are going to be a bit out of the ordinary from prior years, there’s still plenty to do and see if you’re going to be in town. From more rooftop bars than you can shake a can of beer at, to family fun for all, and even the unconventional, we’ve got plenty of ways to help you celebrate America’s birthday.
If you’re looking for family-friendly fare …
NoMa will have a completely free block party at the lot on First and Pierce complete with a 90s cover band, face-painting, a moon bounce, free hot dogs and burgers, and more. Did we mention free food? There’s free food. (Lot on First and Pierce, 12 p.m.-3 p.m., FREE)
Boasting crowds of roughly 5,000 people (!) the annual Barracks Row 4th of July parade includes floats, marching groups, and wagons. The parade begins at 10 a.m. sharp, so make sure to be there early if you want a shot at getting a decent spot. (Barracks Row, 10 a.m.-11:30 a.m., FREE)
The National Archives’ Fourth of July celebration is geared toward history buffs. You’ll settle in for a dramatic reading of the Declaration of Independence, or boo along to a list of grievances against our No. 1 nemesis, King George. This annual tradition is one that’s not to be missed if you have little ones. (National Archives Building, 10 a.m.-11:05 a.m., FREE)
The Washington Nationals will play the Miami Marlins at Nationals Party first thing Thursday morning. Stop and get a slice of apple pie somewhere along the way and you’ll basically have lived the truest Fourth of July experience. (Nationals Park, 11:05 a.m., $16)
If you want to make sure you see some fireworks …
The Wharf will be hosting live music performances all day long on Pearl Street, the Fish Market, and the Transit Pier. You can stroll the pier and sample one of the neighborhood’s dining options before taking in the fireworks. (The Wharf, 12 p.m.-8 p.m., FREE)
Looking for a new way to experience traditional D.C. fireworks? If so, might we suggest a trip to the water? Aquatic lovers Boating in DC are offering the chance to paddle from the Key Bridge Boathouse to a view of the fireworks right near the Lincoln Memorial for prime viewing. (Key Bridge Boathouse, 6 p.m.-9 p.m., $99 for single kayak, $198 for a double)
If you’re looking for a good party with food and beverages …
For those who want to watch fireworks at the Wharf, but would rather do so with easy access to bathrooms and A/C, The Anthem will have a party complete with a bottomless American Picnic (think hot dogs, corn on the cob, etc) a cash bar, and DJ performances. You’ll be able to see the big show from the open-air second floor. (The Anthem, 6 p.m., $40)
The Crimson’s superlative rooftop bar in Chinatown might sneakily be one of the best places in town to take in the fireworks. With 360-degree views of all the actions, you’ll be hard pressed to find a better vantage point. It also helps that there will be buckets of beer, cocktails, and a hot dog carousel (?). (Crimson Hotel Rooftop, 1 p.m., free entry)
Additionally, the Conrad Hotel in CityCenter will have a full-on party experience complete with special cocktails (the Hard Watermelon Limeade sounds delicious) as well as grill station with BBQ chicken, brats, street corn, veggie kabobs, and three different kinds of deserts. And, of course, you’ll be in a good spot for fireworks once the time comes. (Conrad Hotel, 6:30 p.m.-10:30 p.m., $135-$225)
If you want something completely different …
If you’re not totally worn out by the time the day is done, Flash is hosting several Spanish DJs for those looking to get their dance on Thursday evening. Pig&Dan are regulars in the Ibiza club scene and bring along their friend DOSEM. D.C. locals J SWINK will support for what’s sure to a high energy, if not slightly unconventional, way to close out the day. (Flash, 4 p.m., $8-$20)
