Nearly eight months after D.C. learned we would have a team in the new XFL to root for, we finally know its name: The D.C. Defenders.

It joins seven other teams with similarly blah monikers, which have been described as “bland as toast” and “sad, sad excuses for team names.”

The D.C. Defenders also have a logo, revealed at the end of this video, that shows all the D.C. personality of someone who spent one layover at National Airport.

Here’s a little more about them, per the XFL website:

On the shoulders of giants,

they stand tall.

Unconquerable. Unyielding.

Marching ever forward,

A force united.

One quest. One purpose. One resolve.

Seeking glory through grit.

Victory through valor.

The DC Defenders. Taking their stand.

February 2020.

Despite what this free association description seems to suggest, the D.C. Defenders aren’t the army preparing to defeat evil at the end of Lord of the Rings, but rather a team of players in the XFL 2.0.

The league is launching nearly two decades after the first, failed iteration of the competitor to the NFL. That one-season experiment was widely criticized for putting style before substance. Its founder and CEO was Vince McMahon, of WWE fame.

This time, McMahon has brought on NFL veteran Oliver Luck as commissioner, and the league is introducing new rules, most of them to do with the pace and scoring of the game, in an effort to keep each event under three hours.

As previously announced, D.C.’s team will be coached by Pep Hamilton, a first-time head coach who attended Howard University. Erik A. Moses, formerly of Events DC, will be the team’s president. The Defenders will play at Audi Field, sharing space with DC United. They’ll be the city’s third professional football team, joining the NFL team and the arena team, the Washington Valor.

Come February, the Defenders will be facing off against their similarly dramatic foes: the Los Angeles Wildcats (“Enter their den and be dominated. Run away and be ripped apart”), the Dallas Renegades (with “a swagger that can’t be denied”), the Saint Louis BattleHawks (“Winged warriors”), the New York Guardians (“Watchdogs over the metropolis”), the Seattle Dragons (“not of folklore, but of football”), the Tampa Bay Vipers (“Demons, born in darkness”), or the Houston Roughnecks (“They labor deep in the trenches”).

The XFL’s first draft is set for October.