Rep. Martin Heinrich (D-N.M.) was named 2009’s most beautiful person on Capitol Hill by The Hill newspaper this week. Oh right, we meant to link to The Hill newspaper’s 50 Most Beautiful 2009 feature, aka the annual “Hill Hotties” list, which hit the stands earlier this week. As is tradition, we turn to DCist alum Jason Linkins, aka DCeiver and now of the Huffington Post, for the crucial analysis:What makes The Hill’s annual listicle…