Do you live in Cleveland Park or its surroundings? If you do, chances are good that much like this editor, you are a walking zombie today courtesy of a terrifyingly loud alarm that went off early this morning at the University of the District of Columbia. The alarm — an ungodly combination of high-frequency buzzing and a brain-piercing pitch — began to sound between 5 and 5:30 a.m. this morning, lasting for about two…