Amidst ongoing controversy over whether its high-end app-based livery service is legal or not, Uber has hired a well-connected D.C. lawyer to represent its interests and argue on its behalf.

Just because he’s been shuttled off to New England doesn’t mean that we’re rid of Albert Haynesworth — oh no, not by a long shot.

Washington Redskins defensive tackle Albert Haynesworth didn’t appear in court this morning. But no worries, Haynesworth’s lawyer, former Council candidate and White House party crasher counsel A. Scott Bolden, certainly did a fine job of maintaining that his client — accused of rubbing “his fingers in circles around [a W Hotel waitress’] left nipple” after she said no on February 13 — was a victim.

If you watched that Good Morning America segment with accused White House crasher Carlos Allen and his D.C. attorney, A. Scott Bolden, you saw an image of the “invitation” Allen provided to the show as proof that he “got an actual invite in the mail” to the Nov. 24 state dinner. But true to form, Reliable Source is now here to smack down that assertion. Allen’s “invite” looks instead an awful lot like the…

Accused “third crasher” Carlos Allen, along with his attorney, A. Scott Bolden, appeared in an interview with Good Morning America’s Robin Roberts earlier this morning. While insisting that he was actually invited to the Nov. 24 White House state dinner (“I got an actual invite in the mail,” he said), the story Allen told today sounded (not to mention looked, the guy could not have appeared to be more uncomfortable) like a pretty big…