Wait, are we still doing Downfall parodies? It all seems a little too 2009 for my tastes, but, obviously, I can’t begrudge anyone for creatively venting when their favorite bar closes its doors suddenly. [The subtitles in the video are NSFW, so tilt those monitors.]

Photo by Catherine Finn.Adams Mill Bar & Grill, the mecca for kickball players and college students, is closing today. Tipsters have told DCist that the bar will close for either a Cosi or Panera Bread. Adams Mill Bar & Grill doesn’t exactly have the most illustrious past. The bar has been in trouble with the Alcoholic Beverage Regulation Administration (ABRA) multiple times – and has been shut down, fined, and almost lost their liquor…

The George Washington University student newspaper The Hatchet is reporting that a Medical Examiner’s report shows that a sophomore who was discovered dead on campus in January died of acute alcohol intoxication. Laura Treanor, 19, was found dead in her bed by her roommate in the university’s Ivory Tower residence hall. Treanor was a contributing editor at The Hatchet and a member of the Phi Sigma Sigma sorority. Witnesses said that Treanor had been at…