Yeah, we saw that Politico article too. Here are some actually useful tips for the coolest kids in D.C.

One who asks a question is a fool for five minutes; one who does not ask a question remains a fool forever. — Chinese proverb Five minutes, bah! DCist will gladly sacrifice 5,000,000 minutes on the fool throne for you, DCers. We know that you have burning questions (or questions about that strange burning) waiting to be set forth upon the world, and no one to ask them of. We offer ourselves up to be…