The District’s reputation as “Chocolate City” is still intact, but only barely, according to figures released today by the U.S. Census Bureau.

While the median age rose in the U.S. and just about every state over the last decade, it fell in only one place—D.C.

Several news outlets are reporting that Nationals shortstop prospect Esmailyn “Smiley” Gonzalez, whom the team signed for a $1.4 million bonus (a franchise record for an international signing), apparently lied about his name and age to the organization. “Smiley” is actually Carlos Alvarez Daniel Lugo, and a Major League Baseball investigation revealed he was 19, not 16, as the Nats thought when they signed him in 2006. “I’m angry. I’m very angry. We’ve been defrauded,”…