Alamo Drafthouse wises up a bit, and says its upcoming theater in Ashburn, Va., 30 miles from Washington, will be called “Alamo Ashburn” and not “Alamo D.C.”

Alamo Drafthouse, maybe the most awesome movie theater in America, says it is expanding to D.C. Well, close to D.C. Actually, it’s set to open in Ashburn, Va., which isn’t really that close at all.