Turns out Virginia, which took on quite a bit of damage during August’s unprecedented earthquake–hurricane doubleheader, is apparently having some difficultly convincing the federal government to give it some emergency aid.

The First Family has put out another one of their cringe-worthy “BarneyCam” holiday videos, featuring stilted conversations between them and their dogs, Barney and Miss Beazley. This year’s video features the two dogs sitting around with blank stares while the Bushes tell them that they want to be Junior Park Rangers. It doesn’t make any more sense when you watch it. The White House has also posted a handy transcript of the video, in…