If you don’t have your milk, toilet paper and candles, Washington, you are so screwed. Why? ‘Cause it’s (probably) gonna snow. The local weather prediction deities at CapitalWeather are calling for a 70 percent chance of snow in the area Wednesday, with a 50-50 chance that we’ll get more than an inch of snow. And as we all know, just like a child can drown in three inches of water, Washington can work itself into…

Washington’s last chance for snowpocalypse is upon us. The National Weather Service has issued a snow advisory beginning at 7 a.m. tomorrow morning through 7:00 p.m. in the evening. The Feds are calling for 3 to 4 inches of snow total, but our friends at Capital Weather are nudging the outlook closer to 1 or 2 inches in the metro area, the killjoys. This storm is a result of an Alberta Clipper, an icy…