According to an annual report by Allstate Insurance, D.C. drivers have no business criticizing the techniques of their fellow motorists in Maryland and Virginia. In fact, we’re the worst.

There are lots of good reasons to ride Metro when moving about the city. It’s cheaper and easier than buying and maintaining a car, it’s good for the environment, and it teaches patience. Perhaps the best reason to be a regular user of rail transport, however, is because placing oneself on or near a roadway in the metropolitan area will get you all smashed up with a probability approaching 1. The Associated Press reports today…