In England, being named poet laureate is a lot like being named to the U.S. Supreme Court: once there, you’re there for life. More importantly, you’re expected to be the living, breathing embodiment of a tradition, of an institution constructed entirely of words, texts, precedent. And, though you aren’t expected to wear robes when performing your job, you are expected to pen occasional verses on the birth of a royal or on the opening of…

Welcome back to the work week, D.C. While some may have been celebrating the arrival of Christopher Columbus to the Americas yesterday, others were protesting for one cause or another. Students at American University organized to push for president Ben Ladner’s dismissal (which came last night), while anti-circumcision activists, at right, took to the streets outside the Washington Convention Center, where the American Academy of Pediatrics was meeting (yes, we will have a full write-up…