A “victim of mistaken identity for more than 100 years,” the olinguito has eluded scientists because it bears such close resemblance to the olingo.

This week the big news is the appointment (PDF) of Dorothy Kosinski as the new Director of The Phillips Collection. She’s currently the Senior Curator of Painting and Sculpture at the Dallas Musuem of Art, and comes with an impressive résumé that include extensive curating, acquisitions, and teaching experience. Kosinski will officially take over next spring, to replace retiring Director Jay Gates, just in time to take the reins on a five-year strategy the…

Ever work at a store with an intercom system? “Cleanup on aisle four.” There’s always the temptation to say something funny into it, to make a weird noise or cough or confuse the customers. And there’s the amusement that happens when somebody new uses it. “Uhh… (click, buzz) is this… hey boss, uh, come here.” The Metro intercoms seem to be mostly used for incoherent announcements about “trains… and stations” and things of that nature,…

Dulles-based AOL announced today it will move its corporate headquarters to New York. The shift is just another in a series of announcements regarding an overall restructuring of the Internet service provider that has included massive layoffs and a switch from fee-based subscriptions to a reliance on advertising revenue. The New York move was explained by AOL to be designed to place executives closer to the advertising industry based in Manhattan. So far we’re hearing…

Have you heard the new Metro announcements yet? Maybe you were too busy rerouting yourself around the Yellow line over the weekend to notice, but Metro has added a couple new messages to its usual repertoire of station announcements, and at least one of them should have DCist commenters cheering: “Hi. Welcome to Metro. We have a lot of escalators in our system. You’ll notice that most people stand on the right side. And while…

UPDATE (4:10pm): Nuthin! Per Barry Svrluga, the Nats passed the trade deadline without making a move, despite a flurry of late rumors. While they might make minor moves in August (like last year with Livan), they decided against moving Rauch or Cordero. Let’s hope Chief’s feelings aren’t hurt and he strikes out Dunn for the save tonight! UPDATE (2:35pm): The Red Sox, rumored to have sought after Cordero since last winter, have reportedly filled their…

Holy smokes! Giant fish on the MTA, Paris Hilton in jail, then out, then in again, Al Gore, goatses, blumpkins, Matt Damon, and baby art critics! It’s been a busy week across the Ist-A-Verse, and here’s a smattering of what’s been going on. In Gothamist’s neck of the woods, they found out that many things are possible: A man caught a 40+ pound fish off the Rockaways and took it home on the subway. Graffiti…

It’s only 36 hours until Deborah Jeane Palfrey makes her national television debut on ABC’s 20/20, and we’re once again torn between hope and disappointment. You’ll remember our yawns at the leak identifying Harlan “Shock and Awe” Ullman as a former client of Palfrey’s escort service, Pamela Martin and Associates. The alleged madam then kicked up her media blitz by releasing a page of phone records and promising that her high profile customer list included…

Washington woke up this morning to the sad news that Mstislav Rostropovich died in Moscow today, after undergoing treatment for cancer since February. The world has lost a giant of music, an enthusiastic, larger than life figure for many of his 80 years among us. Many Washingtonians felt the loss more keenly because of the Russian cellist and conductor’s long relationship with the city, as Music Director of the National Symphony Orchestra from 1977 to…

The last 24 hours have proved quite busy for regional concert announcements, and we’re happy to say the news isn’t about bands skipping DC as they galavant around the country. Earlier this morning the 9:30 Club’s Seth Hurwitz announced the newly reformed Police and Smashing Pumpkins, along with the Beastie Boys, as the headliners for this year’s Virgin Fest, now to be a two-day event held on August 4th and 5th at Pimlico Race Course…