“We’re a family business,” the team’s chief operating officer says.

As if this story needed any more double entendre: The Hill reports that Capitol Police sealed off the area around Rep. Anthony Weiner’s (D-N.Y.) Rayburn office this afternoon to investigate, yes, a suspicious package.

According to the New York Times, embattled Rep. Anthony Weiner (D-NY) is planning to resign. Weiner’s office on the Hill has reportedly been vacated and locked, and no one is answering the phone. The tabloids tomorrow should be interesting, huh?

Rep. Anthony Weiner (D-NY) can’t win. When he isn’t crying in front of the media, inspiring headline writers everywhere, or opening the door for Alec Baldwin to run for New York City mayor, he’s still filling the role of our favorite vehicular scofflaw in Congress.

Yup, Representative Anthony Weiner (D-NY), noted D.C. parking scofflaw, admitted that he tweeted out a picture of his junk this afternoon.

It’s a well-known fact that the District is looking at a $300 million backlog of unpaid parking tickets. What may surprise you is that at least $15,000 of that figure comes courtesy of members of Congress, who, Roll Call reports, have been dodging paying citations for some time.