Re-live the day’s “jokes” with us.

Happy April Fools Day.

Washington was all but destroyed by a massive earthquake today. Sigh, no it wasn’t.

In which DCist helpfully decodes those AFD pranks that have had you stumbling all over the Internet today. » Matthew Yglesias: “Iraq has chemical and biological weapons arsenals, plus an advanced nuclear weapons program and is likely to use these WMD to stage an attack on the American homeland using al-Qaeda proxies!” Joke: Stop me if you’ve heard this one before! » Wonkette: George W. Bush and Tony Blair nominated for Peace Prize — which…