If you haven’t yet listened to Clem Snide, you’re missing out on some of the most winsome, quirky and enjoyable music out there. Singer Eef Barzelay writes clever lyrics about everything from MTV to fashion to death, incorporating a thoughtful wittiness along with the melodies. And guess what? They’re coming to the Black Cat this Friday, and DCist has got a pair of tickets for you! Yes, you. All you’ve got to do is click…

If we weren’t all going to die from this apparently massive, apocalyptic snowstorm that is going to eat our pets and start the second Ice Age, these are the shows we’d be going to see. Where are your musical destinations this week? MONDAY: >> The Finn Brothers, Kiwi nationals of Split Enz and Crowded House fame, take the stage with their classic pop and harmonies at the Birchmere. 7:30 p.m., $29.50. >> If the snow…