Because Snooki has arrived. She’ll be making an appearance at the Washington Auto Show, signing autographs and doing…whatever the hell it is that Snooki does. (It probably involves tanning while drinking heavily, from what I understand.) Hey, maybe while getting her autograph tonight, someone can ask her what the deal is with that whole section in her “book” that condones date rape….

We don’t know about where you are, but it seems like spring can’t decide whether or not to happen. Some days are warm, some days are cold, and sometimes you aren’t sure which. Baseball may have started up (and soccer/football winding down) but it still seems cold out there. Unless it’s not. Anyways, onto the -ists. Austinist happily anticipated fall’s Austin City Limits, even though they’re not fully recovered from South By Southwest. In…

Bad day to sleep in if you’re a resident of Arlington or Alexandria. After failing with email and phone early warning emergency alerts, the Department of Homeland Security has decided to try using a siren system, which it will test today in Northern Virginia. Residents can expect a wail (in London, whale), followed by instructions regarding the appropriate action to take. D.C. Officials to Next Try Huffing, Puffing: Back in the fall, the city made…