The artery-clogging restaurateur and TV personality will be featured at a November cooking show, and D.C.’s daily deals company is selling tickets.

Nats pitcher Gio Gonzalez yesterday compared pitching on a cold night to making love with his hand. Go ahead, snicker away.

Some people watching today’s flyover by the Space Shuttle Discovery mixed the ship up with the Challenger, which was destroyed during takeoff in January 1986.