Jason Campbell couldn’t miss, the defensive line looked like a wrecking crew, Carlos Rogers actually intercepted a pass (and returned it for a touchdown!), and Baby Jesus announced his preference for Joe Gibbs over Jon Kitna in a beating of the Detroit Lions so savage that Daniel Snyder had plenty of free time to stop worrying about the state of his football team, and start worrying about how the rides from his terrible theme parks…

It must be great to be gay in Virginia these days, huh? Today we find that the march towards equality in our southern neighbor is taking a resounding step backwards, as the state Senate yesterday agreed to a November referendum that would amend the state constitution to ban gay marriages. It seems that traditional heterosexual unions weren’t standing up to the corrupting beat of gay rights, thus threatening the state’s delicately-woven social fabric and…