Three infants tested positive for pseudomonas, which can cause life-threatening infections.

To think, it’s not even ratings sweeps. Last night, WUSA9 unveiled this big story about how Metro stations are dirty. This is nothing new, of course — the “there’s nothing to fear — until we score a bunch of file footage with ominous music!” package is a local television news staple. But sometimes these productions just get so ridiculous, it’d be a crime to not poke some fun.