It was bound to happen. Our Abandoned D.C. correspondent got himself arrested on Sunday afternoon.

For Valentine’s Day, an events management company wants to give you a car crash.

Seriously, these fake neighborhood names need to stop.

General David Petraeus, with wife Holly, at his confirmation hearing last year (Getty Images) The sudden resignation of four-star general David Petraeus from his role as director of the CIA has revealed that he had an extramarital affair, apparently with his biographer Paula Broadwell. The indiscretion was discovered by the FBI, who had been pursuing a separation investigation—and now officials say that Broadwell sent “harassing” emails to another woman, who was so frightened she…

No, you can’t call your neighborhood “the GaP.”

An Adams Morgan business association is trying to rebrand the southern part of the retail and nightlife district as “SoMo.” That’s a really stupid idea.

The Takoma Park Police Department has a fun community activity scheduled next week. On September 7, officers will demonstrate for residents their arsenal of non-lethal weapons that they use to stun would-be getaway criminals.

Pizza on top of a Cinnabon roll? Yeah, that’s a thing now.

Let’s take a look back at a week that raised this Zen koan: if Kevin Federline got into a wrestling ring with a wrestler, who would you root for? Austinist was in an entertainment state of mind as they covered the dickens out of the Austin Film Festival, depicted all the Big 12 football coaches as South Park characters, and interviewed Jose Gonzalez. Chicagoist talked about the passion as they bid adieu to Bell’s Beer,…