Forbes released its annual list of the world’s billionaires, and guess what? You’re not on it! Well, maybe you are. And, if so, please send cash ASAP.

A bit less than 18 months from now, New York Mayor Mike Bloomberg will be a 71-year-old former big-city executive sitting on a $22 billion fortune. Reuters’ Jack Shafer says he should buy The Washington Post.

Forbes released yesterday its annual list of the world’s billionaires. Of the 1,226 names on the list worth a collective $4.6 trillion—both all-time records, by the way—14 of them live in the greater Washington area.