In a letter, Sibley informs Romney he is “the last and only man in these presently-United States who can stop the return to the yoke of tyranny which our Framers and their progeny fought so hard to throw off.”

No, DCist didn’t send a reporter to the Charlie Sheen “comedy” show last night at DAR Constitution Hall. (Truth be told, I’m far too fond of any of our contributors to have any of them to spend a perfectly pleasant Tuesday evening reporting on a train wreck of such epic proportions.) And, honestly, it was clear from the outset that actually attending the show was going to prove wholly unnecessary to those interested in what verbal diarrhea Sheen would produce — after all, every other media outlet in town was practically falling over themselves to document this vital piece of American history.