The always hilarious Boi From Troy cast a glance askance at Washington D.C.’s upcoming “Paris on the Potomac” celebration this week. Set to occur between Valentine’s and Memorial Day, Paris on the Potomac will feature “over 80 special French-themed programs” and will include performances, tours, lectures and exhibitions. All of which confuses the Boi, who wonders whether D.C.’s yen for John Kerry maybe got the better of us here in the nation’s capital. We won’t…