Gothamist learned about the craziest urban nightmare come true: A huge python found in the bathroom pipes. It was also a nightmare for some Yankees fans, as manger Joe Torre declined to come back and manage the Bronx Bombers. At least the city’s attempt to give some direction to subway riders was interesting, pranksters went shirtless at the Fifth Avenue Abercrombie & Fitch and the I Heart Brooklyn Girls calendars came out. And just…

James Levine, the renowned music director of the Metropolitan Opera in New York, took over at the podium of the Boston Symphony Orchestra recently and has brought that group significant national attention with his daring programming. The Boston Symphony comes to the Kennedy Center Concert Hall this Saturday (March 11, 4:30 p.m.) for a concert that we have no business recommending because it is already sold out. (Recently injured in an onstage fall, Levine will…