Bill Murray stars in this watered down lounge-singer-out-of-water comedy.

“G.I. Joe: Retaliation” might be action-packed, but it also a curiously boring two-hour commercial that is long on incoherent destruction and short on logic and structure on which to plaster its 3D destruction.

At least Bruce Willis is aging better than the never-ending “Die Hard” franchise he stars in, right?

Of all the tricks director Rian Johnson pulls off in this time-traveling thriller, painting a believably grim future is the one that truly completes the circuit.

Wes Anderson’s signature whimsy stifles the feelings that bubble under this young person’s journey. But his gift for storytelling, and a colorful ensemble cast, keeps Moonrise Kingdom from drowning.

Our friends over at the Associated Press have dug deep into a story that’s weighing heavily on all of our minds today: Why is it that the National Air and Space Museum, once the proud champion of the Smithsonian’s annual Awesomest Awards for Attendance, has fallen from favor with the museum-attending set. Air and Space’s attendance fell below that of the Smithsonian’s National Museum of Natural History for the first time in recent memory last…

FRIDAY: >>Do you like Hall and Oates and Haddaway? Who doesn’t? The Black Cat is hosting Crap, a dance night of bad music on purpose. We advise loosening your Macarena muscles and preparing your ears for “singers” like Don Johnson, Eddie Murphy, and Bruce Willis. 10 pm, free. SATURDAY: >>There are more art openings than we can shake a sculpture at today, so check out our Arts Agenda for a rundown. >>Anything called “Underwear Party”…