On Friday, Mayor Vince Gray stopped by the taping of an episode of Parks and Recreation. We wonder what he said.

That’s D.C. United coach Ben Olsen stunting in the background of this team photo following a Washington Kastles charity event last night at Kastles Stadium in Southwest Waterfront.

What is one of professional golf’s all-time greats smiling about? Best caption wins a free round of golf.

The District opened its newest public park Saturday morning at Seventh and N streets NW. For the ribbon-cutting, Mayor Vince Gray and members of the Shaw community were joined by McGruff.

Last Friday was a big day for J.J., a bulldog puppy that’s being groomed to be Georgetown University’s new official mascot—he was officially unveiled to students, faculty and staff at the university after a cross-country trip from his California home.

Last week, two T-38 jets participated in a NASA training exercise in the skies over Washington. What exactly where the pilots thinking when they flew through some of the country’s most restricted airspace?

Yesterday, we hoped out loud that, during his visit to an on-location shoot, Mayor Vince Gray would bring producers of the television show Covert Affairs a map. It appears that Gray brought his A-material instead.

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“Vince, we’ve been here 20 minutes and you’re still deliberating over what you want for lunch. With Adrian, he just showed up and blurted out ‘CHILI DOG’ and next thing you know we’re at Ben’s Chili Bowl. He didn’t even ask what I wanted or if I cared.”