Dear Hillary Clinton and Dick Cheney: feel free to do embarrassing things in public today. D.C.’s celebrity (and we use that term loosely) photogs are probably following around real celebs — well, at least Angelina Jolie. Yesterday the Examiner gave us the heads-up on a litany of famous-outside-the-Beltway folks traipsing around town this week. So if you’re a little tired of running into Nicolas Cage filming National Treasure 2, keep your eyes peeled for these…

>> The Queen of England is coming for a visit next week to the region, presumably with plans to retrocede the colonies. If it ever happened, at least the entire country would finally understand what it feels like to have taxation without representation. [WaPo] >> The Dow Jones Industrial Average passed 13,000. [AP] >> “Gay-larious!,”, billed as D.C.’s only monthly gay and lesbian comedy show a new monthly gay and lesbian stand up comedy show,…

If you managed to stay inside basking in the glow of fluorescent lights and humming computers, congrats. Our informal survey of the city’s green spaces indicates that most Washingtonians didn’t share your stamina and came up with some excuse to get outside. Whether you were “taking the dog to the vet,” “coming down with a touch of the flu” or just dealing with the House’s voting malarkey, we now proudly offer “Go Home Already:…

We’d like to start this week’s run-down by wishing a very happy birthday to parent blog Gothamist, which turned four on Friday. If it wasn’t for them, the rest of us wouldn’t be here. They celebrated their birthday by nabbing an interview with Entourage star Adrian Grenier, who misses NYC public transportation when he’s working in LA. They also reported on NYU students protesting a band whose name is also known as a slur,…

>> While we don’t know anyone who’s hit the new Posh supper club, if their VIP list is any indication, it’s the new place to hobnob with B-list local celebs. We’ve just been waiting to get in good with “Northern Virginia moneymen Michael Saylor, Mark Ein and Joe Robert.” Not! [Yeas and Nays] >> Our continuing search for a neighborhood that ISN’T a historic district is highlighted by an elderly couple’s plight in newly-hot Mt….

SFist commeters pose for before and aftershocks when the mayor commemorates a 1906 earthquake…at 4:30 in the morning. A hot tip on the Chronicle vending machines comes in and the SFist war correspondent risks life and limb to post this dispatch from the frontlines. Houstonist announces their new Cops spinoff “World’s Funniest Tazer Videos” and the possible cancellation of their pervs’ “World’s Grossest Bathroom Videos” and PBS trains cams on cows at, uhg, Mootube. Also,…

I recently moved here from Chicago, and despite my best efforts to wait it out until I return home for a visit, it’s becoming quite clear that I am due for a new haircut and color. Like many women, I tend to have very strong “stylist allegiances” and am nervous about trying a new one. I want a young, hip style with a great color job but haven’t really come across any places that seem…

Although the advent of the real-time Gawker Stalker map has freaked out certain celebrities who would prefer that their Us Weekly-devouring public not know that they’re dining at New York’s Tao or taking their fruit-monikered babies out for walks on Fifth Avenue, DCist has no qualms about letting its readers know where local celebs hang out. And there’s no area celeb more freshly minted than George Mason University basketball coach Jim Larranaga, who just yesterday…

So, this morning we told you all about Lincoln Ross’ potential District anthem. Now, as suggested in the comments, we’re going to take a vote. Here are the nominees: “Come to Washington,” by Lincoln Ross. “Chocolate City,” by Parliament. “Washington, DC,” by Magnetic Fields. “Washington, DC,” by Johnny Cohen. “Rock Creek Park,” The Blackbyrds. “Bustin’ Loose,” by Chuck Brown “DC Will Do That To You,” by Smart Went Crazy. “DC Fight Song,” by Federal City…

Pardon us, but our fandom is showing. Ok, so it’s showing a bit more then usual this week, but we have good reason. A savvy traveler picked up this issue of American Way magazine (check the seat pocket on your next American Airlines flight), which features an interview with local gal (and WB star) Lauren Graham. Graham, who plays the fast talking, quick witted Lorelai Gilmore on the WB’s hit pop-culture gabfest the Gilmore…