Jim Bowden has been a busy man this offseason. Since we last left the Nationals, they have acquired outfielder Elijah Dukes, infielder Aaron Boone, pitcher Tyler Clippard, and catcher Paul Lo Duca. They have also signed outfielder Wily Mo Pena to a one year deal. Betting that he can’t possibly have two horrible years in a row, the Nats have also signed outfielder Ryan “more strikeouts than total bases” Langerhans to a one year deal….

Exciting things are happening to the Nationals this off-season. As you can see from Clark Construction Camera, the new baseball field is complete. The grass is Kentucky Bluegrass, which “is cut a bit longer and slows the ball.” Hopefully the team didn’t choose this type of grass because they refuse to acquire a quality center fielder this off-season. According the Mayor Fenty, the new stadium is both on time and on budget. Season ticket holders…

73-89. Anyone who would have predicted that record at the start of the season would have been seen as either an optimist, an idiot, or both. After starting the season 9-25, the prognosticators who saw 100 losses seemed generous, but somehow the Nationals managed to play .500 ball (64-64) for the rest of the season, finish out of last place in the NL East for the first time since 2003, and win 2 more games…

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These are exciting times in Nationals land. The Nats are currently in control of the NL East! We realize that someone without any imagination, or joy in their life, might say that the team has been eliminated from the postseason, and is currently 15 games under .500. To them we would point out that all of the remaining games for the Nationals are against either the Mets or the Phillies, two teams separated by 1.5…

Written by DCist Contributor Charles Gray As a boxer, Washington D.C. native Tony “The Tiger” Thompson suffers from a number of unpardonable sins. First, he fights left handed. In an effort avoid the “southpaw jinx,” most boxers decide not to fight lefties. Second, the adjectives most often used to describe Thompson’s fighting style are “awkward” and “defensive.” The old boxing adage is that styles make fights — the public is hardly clamoring for an awkward…

On Sundays, DCist publishes opinion pieces about life in D.C. The views expressed below are solely those of the author, who, in this case, is Charles Gray. If you have an Opinion to share, please email us. It looks like we are going to get a smoking ban in the District. Let me start by saying that, as a smoker, I actually don’t particularly care about the effects of the smoking ban. I smoke outside…