FRIDAY: Canadian supergroup Stars wowed Death Cab for Cutie fans when they opened their show last year at 9:30 Club, and now they return as headliners to set the Black Cat stage on fire. Of course, this concert has been sold out for ages, and the desperation for tickets on Craigslist is palpable. We’ll see you fellow lucky bastards in what will no doubt be a breathtakingly long will-call line. For the rest of you,…

Arguably the most successful stand-up comedian to come out of D.C. may be pulling the plug on his wildly popular Comedy Central show for good, according to Chappelle’s Show star Charlie Murphy. “I don’t think Dave is going to do it anymore,” Murphy told the New York Post yesterday. “We shot about eight shows for the third season, and they’re hilarious. They’ll be released on DVD, I’m sure. But that’s it.” Season three of Chappelle’s…