Spoiler: He still won’t change the team’s name.

Washington ‘Skins tight end Chris Cooley just wanted a case of beer at the end of every game, but the team wouldn’t offer it. Now a local brewery has stepped up to quench his post-game thirst.

Deadspin has an exhaustive list of reasons why the “Washington” Redskins suck. Should we defend the team or just pile on?

The “Washington” Redskins and Chris Cooley are going their separate ways after eight seasons, the team announced today. Cooley is the most accomplished tight end in team history. And he once posted a photo of his penis.

Redskins tight end Chris Cooley’s unwavering hatred for Dallas and Tony Romo has to earn him a special place in the hearts of the diehards.

Sorry Chris, I feel for you. I too know intimately the harsh sting of mother nature on our homes. Although D.C. avoided the brunt of the storm fronts that brought about the devastation down South, flooding was the bane that arrived on our doorsteps, literally. SB Nation D.C. posted this tweet by Cooley, featuring a video probably taken from his phone from a window or balcony. The video does not embed, but can be found on Cooley’s blog on SportsBuzz.

Are you prepared for a 2-0 Washington Redskins football team? The Houston Texans roll into Landover on Sunday on the heels of an absolute throttling of reigning AFC champion Indianapolis. While not as flashy, the Redskins are carrying some confidence of their own based on how bad they made Dallas look last Sunday night. So which team will prevail? After plugging the numbers into the mainframe and performing careful analysis, the signs point to a second consecutive Redskins victory.

A man cannot live on indie rock alone. So it’s with great pleasure that I look forward each year to the DC101 Chili Cookoff. It’s the unofficial start of summer and the kick off to the concert festival season. Yes, the lineup doesn’t exactly skew to what I imagine is on a typical DCist reader’s iPod, but the vibe at the show is always second to none; great food, copious amounts of alcohol, rowdy fans…

Our favorite tight-end-turned-blogger, Chris Cooley, fills us in on some terrible news. Chief Zee, legendary Redskins super fan, was signing autographs at the preseason game against the Buffalo Bills a couple of weeks ago when somebody stole his tomahawk. A foot-long wooden-handled accessory, the tomahawk has belonged to Chief Zee for a quarter century. Chief Zee is a fan that gives a huge part of himself to supporting our city’s football team. This petty act,…

We’re just getting into the thick of wedding season, and so apparently are the Washington Redskins. Somewhat infamous bachelor and Pro Bowl tight end Chris Cooley settled down with his ex-‘Skinette fiancee Christy Oglevee this coming weekend in Landsdowne. Their relationship has gotten plenty of ink (virtual and real) over the past couple years. Cooley himself waxed poetic about the romance just last week, writing on his Yahoo Sports blog, “Maybe her dad brainwashed me…