This morning, Dale Hunter was announced as the new head coach of the Washington Capitals.

The idea of being a professional athlete is an appealing to you, is it? Well, never forget: these guys have bosses too. And, often times, they enjoy utilizing the expletive slang.

D.C. United announced this morning that they have dismissed Curt Onalfo and installed club legend Ben Olsen as interim coach in a major, but sorely needed, shakeup.

Clarifying the intriciacies of replacing himself at his job, Boudreau told the Canadian Press, “Until further notice, I’m here.”