It appears as if at least one employee at the headquarters of the U.S. Census Bureau in Suitland is having trouble staying awake on the job.

Ah, the listicle. A summertime tradition! The District does not lack for honors (and dishonors) when the temperature is at its height and its just easier to crunch some numbers and put together a list than hit the streets and do some real reporting. Of course, we are always somewhat piqued when we see our fair city being judged in comparison to other cities and states. Maybe we’re just competitive. But it seems like…