Chick-fil-A donates $50,000 a year to George Mason University’s athletic program.

Go ahead, walk that herd of cattle around D.C. It’s legal, after all.

While on a trade mission in Quebec, Virginia Gov. Bob McDonnell announced that the commonwealth has just closed a deal that will allow ranchers to make direct shipments of beef cattle to purchasers in Canada.

Yes, there will be a cow milked on the Hill this morning.

In the interest of preventing my inbox from being bombarded with emails about strange noises omitting from the downtown area tomorrow, I present you with this information: beginning at noon on Friday, PETA will be protesting meat-eaters who are helping kill the planet tomorrow at 601 Pennsylvania Avenue NW.