“I’m just trying to remind myself that you’re not a bitch.”
About two dozen people showed up for the “Battle of Snowpenheimer” after a call out out by the Washington DC Snowball Fight Association (yes that’s a real thing).
“I’ve got emotions, and Taylor Swift is the happy emotion.”
A woman going by “Kala” on TikTok has gone viral for posting videos of her building underground tunnels underneath Herndon home. Now, local officials are telling her she needs to stop.
“I didn’t know this would be religious.”
Water is flowing in the beloved D.C. fountain following the completion of a major rehabilitation project, the Park Service says.
“When I saw the golden goblets I knew it was for real.”
“It’s like, he lost his Pokémon cards in the divorce.”
“I’m glad you dumped him. He was stuck in second-wave feminism.”
Boo! October’s here just in time for Halloween and horoscopes.
