Turns out that curlers and hockey players have a bit of a Capulets and Montagues thing going on.

Let’s clear some things up, eh? Alright. Curling — which always takes its place every four years alongside speed skating, moguls, and other sports that Americans, without any sort of contextual knowledge, obsess over for two weeks during the Winter Olympics — is much more involved than you think it is. It is not like shuffleboard you play at happy hour, nor is it a game that you can do while drinking (at least, not…