All Stories
“Good luck at the debt ceiling hearing! Oh, and enjoy your trip to Paris!!”
“So she was puking out of her eyes and I was puking out of my mouth. That’s the drunkest I’ve ever… It happens like once a year…”
“I don’t usually wear Tevas and jorts … but I’m trying to survive this rain.”
“I don’t like the cold. It makes me cold and sometimes it makes me sad.”
