A new USA Today article highlights why D.C. is a great place for hipsters to visit, while a new report from Estately found that D.C. is the city with the fifth fewest douchebags per capita.

Happy Thanksgiving, from D.C.’s douchiest bar.

Two of Washington’s most epic bros are looking for a third. We translate their Craigslist ad. Possibly NSFW.

McFadden’s doesn’t have the best drinks, nor does it serve the best food. It doesn’t even have the best ambiance. But according to one city guide, it is the douchiest bar in D.C.

If you’re a 14-year-old girl or preening metrosexual circa 2003, tomorrow’s event at the White House is for you. David Beckham, the glammest soccer player in the history of the sport, is visiting.

Former Virginia Senator George Allen has apparently completed his rapid descent from Presidential hopeful to also-ran to punchline to historical footnote. Today, The Politico reports on an official GOP Internet guide, which, along with providing some material that undercuts the popular idea that the Republican establishment is a clearinghouse of outright media geniuses (such as the note that “Most newspapers are now online and have an archive section.” Woo! You think?), holds out George Allen’s…

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