Meanwhile, in Virginia: A drunk, naked woman was arrested for trying to visit her husband in jail on Saturday.

Everyone lived!

WTOP reports that Federal Aviation Administration chief J. Randolph Babbitt — the man in charge of safety in the air — has taken a leave of absence after having been caught driving while intoxicated in Fairfax over the weekend.

Freeman Klopott has been doing some boffo work on the Metropolitan Police Department’s troubles with breath analysis technology, D.C. Attorney General Irv Nathan’s role in dropping (and reinstating) several DUI cases because of those troubles and how police are apparently using urine tests to gauge drivers’ blood alcohol levels. But this story, which Klopott shared over at the Examiner’s Capital Land blog last night, really takes the cake.

I’m not above admitting that I have, at one time or another, accidentally tried to open the wrong apartment door after an long evening on the town. (Hey, sometimes those high-rise hallways start looking exactly the same.) Fortunately for me, the building I was stumbling around had locks on all the doors; this morning, a juvenile in Gaithersburg wasn’t so fortunate. After mistakenly attempting to enter a home on the 400 block of Muddy Branch…