D.C.’s Dudes plays Comet Ping Pong tomorrow night. Check out the track “Sad and Lonely.”

Bethesda! Hotness rankings! NBCwashington.com’s ridiculous sidebar poll! Ladies and gentlemen, it was pretty clear what article wins this week’s award for highlighting the least news possible in one go. Quoting a blog post which quotes the Atlanta Fox affiliate’s website’s collaboration with something called TotalBeauty.com, writer Matthew Stabley obviously tried his best, but we can’t help but think that he kind of buried the lede here. Isn’t the real news that Hagerstown men have “a…