As many as 30,000 people are expected to crowd the National Mall tomorrow, and while the forecast is for rain, don’t expect this bunch to pray for sunny skies—they’re atheists, after all.

FRIDAY: We like to think of Dame Edna as a sort of old-school Eddie Izzard, with only slightly worse eye shadow. The “glittering gigastar” is performing Dame Edna: Back With a Vengeance at the National Theater this weekend, and the title is probably somewhat telling — it sounds a bit like a last hurrah to us. Still, how many chances in life does one really have to be verbally abused and assaulted with gladiolus by…