Episode III: In a burger joint far far away….. Almost like Hebrew National hot dogs, Elevation Burger seems to have descended from above, promising the people of Falls Church a burger of a higher standard. Owner Hans Hess is as obsessed with beef and buns as should be expected from a man attempting to create the next great burger Mecca, but do his patties deliver salvation? Elevation Burger uses organic beef and cooks its fries…

They’re here, and they’re only going to grow in numbers. Yes, 13 days before the release of the final installment of the “Star Wars” prequel trilogy, rabid fans are lining up in Cleveland Park outside the Uptown Theatre to claim prime spots for the May 19 premiere at the cherished movie palace. The W.Times interviewed a man who didn’t want to be identified, so the paper calls him Obi-Wan Doe: Next to Obi-Wan Doe is…